Have you ever wonder, the technologies that human may achieves in year 3000? In case our earth still exist, does a hand phone automatically implanted into our son’s body? I think….
1. Models don’t have to spend time at their stupid mirror again, they tell lied about you..
2.Being slapped by the computer when doing some nasty things? Just glue them laaa..

3. I’ll kick this player out of my court, just like Norizan Bakar being fired by the FAM.
3. Such a cool device, frankly I’m too lazy to take that damn mucus out of my nose.
4. How dare the government in future, suppose use the hybrid technology laaa..
5. We don’t need any expensive radiologist.
6. Then, I’ll allowed Fasha Sandha appear at all my favourite TV program..damn..luv her
7. Cool, then it will be a new type of Sunway Lagoon in my house..
8. If I want to pee, then it will stick it out automatic arr???..how come??
9. I don’t think we need Uzap, slimming tea and jamu.

10. I still prefer a yatch than this stupid car..yatch can bring a lot of bitches..
11. Since I already have tan skin, don’t need one..
12. ‘Stop’ sign meant to be stopped…right?

source : asscrewz






