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Funny Streamyx!

This is a funny clip about Streamyx (a broadband provider in Malaysia). Everybody know that how sucks the Streamyx was, the connection of 1Mbps doesn’t worth our RM88 at all. Well, after the upgrade last time, I want to give a compliment to Tmnet for keeping our connection stable for almost 3 weeks.

I love this word, ‘Selalu tak dapat online, betul banyak tulan!’…hahaha
and the last word from him, ‘awak betul banyak GY neh’

GY neh?..I try to pronounce it correctly, and it seems like ‘Chee-bye neh’. Hahahaha..KNNCB! video after this jump.

So, is this funny? Leave a comment about our Streamyx!

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Pertama Kali Aku Melayan!

Assalamualaikum, kepada pemilik-pemilik adsense, adakah korang sudah mendownload list keyword yang aku kasi dibawah itu? Sila-sila, aku pun tak tau benda tu boleh menolong korang ke tak. Tapi kalau dapat tolong, alhamdullilah!

Sebelum ni, aku merupakan orang yang paling pemalas untuk menjawab tag. Tapi disebabkan orang yang meminta ini adalah pemilik Scukz, Khai. Maka, aku melayankan juga permintaan beliau. Yerla, orang itu sudah dapat N73 baru!

Bila melihat Khai bergembira dengan N73 barunya secara percuma, aku teringat apabila aku juga pernah menerima layanan yang sama. Kakak itu juga merupakan isteri orang, dan rajin melayan kerenah aku. Aku selalu meneman dia bershopping sakan tatkala MegaSale memanggil-manggil kami. Aku dapat rasakan kakak itu keseorangan kerana suaminya sering pergi ke luar negara disebabkan pekerjaan. Namun, aku dengan dia sudah hampir putus hubungan kerana makin hari aku makin sibuk dengan urusan peribadi.

Berkenaan entry ‘How to voice out your blog entry‘ , saudara sebol ada membuat review best mengenai blog aku. Ini adalah entry beliau mengenai ‘blog bercakap sendiri hafreze.com‘, Terima kasih!

Ini adalah tag yang Khai suruh aku buat :

Sejak bila anda mula berpuasa penuh??
ntah ler, rasa-rasa darjah 3 kot, best pasal dapat duit raya banyak

Pernahkah anda ponteng puasa dan apakah alasannya??
pernah, pasal aku lapar aku redah jrk

Adakah anda pernah bermain bunga api dan mercun??
Pernah. bunga apa yang aku tak sentuh, kalau boleh tahap mercun time merdeka aku nak letupkan.

Juadah apakah menjadi kegemaran anda sewaktu berbuka??
ayam percik. kesedapan tahap gaban

Lagu raya manakah yang anda suka??
Aku suka lagu yang sayu dan pilu. Macam lagi Raihan ft. Mambai tu ke atau dari Siti Nurhaliza, Air Mata Syawal.

Tahun ini anda beraya di mana??
bukit beruntung kot. ramai family aku mempunyai rumah disitu termasuk aku.

Pernahkah anda bertugas di hari raya??
pernah. Pagi hari raya pertama dah bukak laptop tengok hasil kerja semalam.

Apakah kenangan paling manis di hari raya??
Beratur dapat duit raya! Even aku dah besar pun, aku still dapat duit raya. Ahh, pedulikan..

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Free 50 High Paying Keyword List

This is a little gift from me for the Malaysian adsense publisher. If you still searching for the high paying keyword list, don’t worry because I already done almost the job for you. These keywords list are already being identify as a high paying keyword list. The range pay per click on each keywords are within USD 1.00 - USD 20.00. For your information, I spend almost one month doing these keywords analysis, and would like to distribute it for free!

This is a fact, I analyze each keywords for the competition and number of advertisement that being displayed by Google. The logic is, when you’re using the high paying keyword list such as ‘home security‘, the competition are around 1.6 billion. So, I can say that it is useless for you to build a website for that keyword, since there are too much of competition . On the other hand, if you are using the ‘Home Burglar Alarm System‘ keyword, the competition are around 2.1 millions. So, there is still a possibility to rank higher for that keyword and gain more visitors.

“Home Security” Keyword

“Home Burglar Alarm System” keyword

This is not a hype, I dare to say that I have 241 list of high paying keywords. Each of the keywords already being cleaned by me alone. Why I do this? Don’t ask..haha

Example of keyword list:

• acne laser
• aluminium fishing boats
• brain injury
• and more…

In order to distribute this keywords, I will make it in downloadable format for your conveniences. You can make MFA sites(HyperVRE, Nichemonster) , sell this keyword as part of your business, offer it to build your mailing list or do anything that related to your niche markets. I realized that the value of this keyword list is high, but I don’t have so much time to care about. So, instead of let it being useless in my notebook, I think it would better to share it with my blog readers. This would be a goodwill from me for my loyal blog readers. Sharing is caring, Bulan Puasa Berkat Sedekah!

Well, for the first phase, I will give this 50 high paying keywords first and will share the remaining keywords later. I hope you’ll spread the word of Hafreze.com and say the word of ‘Thank You’ in comment section! Download Available Here!

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How To Voice Out You Blog Entries

Yesterday, I’ve just discovered a new tool that made my mouth widely open, Hah!! This service is really impressive, it’s automatically syndicate my blog content but in other manner. Odiogo.com syndicate my entries by creating the MP3 file for each of the content. For instance, this service had podcast each entries of mine by referring to the RSS feed. So, if you get lazy to read my blog posting, you can have an alternative by listening to my dedicated podcast.

For some reason, I’m thinking that by creating the text-to-speech entries, surely this will create another interactivity between the bloggers and the readers. The artificial intelligent of this service was great, the robot just reciting the word by words of my blog content and publish it in audio format.

To make it as a clearer idea, the first thing that you’ve to do is to read my yesterday entry about Get Yourselves A Holiday. Then, please do well remember the structure of my entry and some sentences. After that, you have to go to Hafreze Podcast and scroll down until you find a list of my latest audio files.

If you see the list of audio above, you’ll find out that there are the entries that I’ve been written before. So, you need to click the ‘Get Yourselves A Holiday’ play button and stream the audio. You’ll hear the robot trying to recite my blog content word by words. I’m just impress on how great the artificial intelligent that Odiogo’s has.

Well, this service just work better for an English type blog. I’m experimenting this feature by streaming the Malay language entry and it’s sound really funny. The most funniest thing is the robot learn to pronounce the word of ‘Masing-masing as mosen-mosen’.. hahaha

So, for any blog owner that having an English medium entries, you may try this service and tell us how great this tool working for you. By the way, this service is free and you can take part to experiment this service by fill in the sign up form now.

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Mari Meriahkan Sambutan Hari Raya 2007

Nota : Ada orang kecoh pasal strip aku ini link ke muka depan hafreze.com. Maka, aku dah membuat pertukaran link ke entry ini. Kalau you all nak ubah link ke blog you all pun dibenarkan. Aku tak kisah copyright ni, pasal niat aku adalah untuk meriahkan hari raya antara bloggers!

Kepada semua blogger yang menggunakan wordpress atau blogspot, marilah kita memeriahkan sambutan hari raya pada tahun ini dengan meletakkan jalur gemilang Ucapan Hari Raya di blog masing-masing. Walaupun hari ini merupakan hari ke-7 kita berpuasa(wahaha), namun ada juga antara kita yang sudah dapat ucapan kad hari raya. Antara sebab-sebab kita perlu letak jalur “Ucapan Hari Raya” ini adalah:

1. Pengurangan kos penghantaran kad raya serta pembelian setem.
2. Kita tidak perlu risau kalau kad raya itu tak sampai pada rakan kita, seperti yang terjadi pada syamsul arif yang masih tak dapat buku panduan dia.
3. E-card? Rajin sangat ke nak menaip…
4. SMS lah 100 orang rakan-rakan anda..anda larat?

Maka, apabila anda meletak jalur ‘Ucapan Hari Raya’ ini, secara automatiknya anda telah mengucapkan ‘SELAMAT HARI RAYA’ kepada pelawat-pelawat anda..kan ke cool gitu!

Disini, aku mereadykan 2 design (akan ditambah) untuk pemilik-pemilik blog persendirian. Sile copy/paste kod dibawah dan letakkan kod tersebut sebelum </head> tag

Sila Copy/Paste kod ini
<script language=”JavaScript” type=”text/javascript” src=”http://businesstrue.googlepages.com/strip.js”></script>

Sila Copy/Paste kod ini
<script language=”JavaScript” type=”text/javascript” src=”http://businesstrue.googlepages.com/birumelayu.js”></script>

Sila Copy/Paste kod ini
<script language=”JavaScript” type=”text/javascript” src=”http://businesstrue.googlepages.com/pinkstrip.js”></script>

Sila Copy/Paste kod ini
<script language=”JavaScript” type=”text/javascript” src=”http://businesstrue.googlepages.com/rayastrip.js”></script>

p/s: hari ni birthday papa aku yang ke-49. Wish him semoga kaya-raya dengan agama, harta dan kesihatan

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