Joke - 20 Criteria of ‘Real’ Geek
January 15th, 2007 Posted in personal, technology
Based on a survey, there are some characteristic that had been identified when he/she is a ‘real’ geek such as :
- You are demanding an Apple computer or Logitech mouse as your dowry(a.k.a trousseau) on your wedding day.
- The bell ring on your door had a sign of “Click Here To Continue”.
- On the entrance to the bathroom, there is a sign of “This site contains Adult Material, please verify your age”
- You are asking on your latest email to the postman.
- Your dream always begin with http://www.
- You’re using google earth to find your son that had not return to your house a couple of weeks ago.
- “Unable to Locate Your Server”, You’re saying this when you take a wrong phone call.
- Your children will be named as John.gov so that later he can become as a District Office or David.edu so he can become as a lecturer.
- The sound of your snore similar to the sound of modem handshake.
- You can’t move your finger as you already online for straight 36 hours non-stop.
- You already watched “The Net” film…for more than 63 times.
- When your car accidentally hit someone else car, the first thing that you do is to find the “Undo” button
- You named your children as Eudora, Nestcape and Mirc. But, to be more democracy, one of your children will be named as Linux.
- You acknowldege yourself as : youremail@yourdomain.com
- You get a tatoo on your body and define as ” This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 5.5 or higher”
- You will be accessing http://www.XXX.com when you felt bored with your sleeping partner.
- You’re leaving the train ticketing counter and said “request time out”
- When your life in sorrow, you feel regret and asking why your body does not equiped with Ctrl + Alt + Del button
- You read this entry until finish.
- You socialize this entry on Digg, Technorati and Delicious.
P/s: Source from Malay Web. I translate it to english version. Enjoy!